did you click on my blog expecting “jokes”?? Fool. I am the joke
- Disney didn’t kill the EU.
- The EU hasn’t died unless you and everyone else let it die.
- Lucasfilm made the decision to create new stories.
Get to know these facts.
I spent a good minute staring at this trying to work out how Disney could possibly kill the European Union.
disney fucking caused brexit
me [searching the beach with my child]: sorry honey, doesn't look like there's any sand dollars left
child: can't the ocean just make more of them?
me: and cause inflation? destroy the sand economy? jesus christ Tiffany, use your head
honestly… lets make dark undereye circles a #trend…. i want ppl to draw on undereye bags… its haute couture now…
the fic: there’s only one bed
my ass, knowing damn well they’re gonna fucking share that bed: are they gonna share the bed 👀?
